1) Browning Basement hockey must be reinstated.
2) You pay for the dorm dinner at Olive Garden.
3) Allow full-time access to the computer lab.
Faliure to comply with these demands will result in your permanent captivity. Being the merciful group that we are, we have allowed you the rations of one (1) granola bar. For your sake, WE HOPE HELP ARRIVES BEFORE THEN."
That is what I opened my door to this morning. My residents had taped the entire door opening closed with duck tape, top to bottom.
I did think it was rather funny, but at the same time, who DOES that?!?!?
In my room looking out. How sweet, they left me a little escape hatch in case the building was on FIRE and I needed to get out. The Chewie Bar's a nice touch, as well.
A little blurry, but you get the idea.
The housekeeping staff actually woke me up as they stood outside my door and talked loudly: "Oh my GAWD! Look at this poor person's door!!!....Holy SHIT! It's the RA's ROOM! That's just wrong!"
Laying in bed, I was like, oooooohhhh shit, what went down last night and what did they do to my door?!
It took a few minutes just to get all the tape off my door. Lucky for my residents' asses, the tape did not peel off any of the new paint, because the Hall Director would not have been pleased!
So I need good ideas for revenge. I'm not sure what I want to do.